by Surprise, surprise! Chelsea Handler got a bunch of guys in their feelings about something that has nothing to do with them.
Who hosts The Daily Show, Chelsea posted a funny video titled “Day In The Life Of A Childless Woman” and many people missed the joke.
The best moments of the video include when she describes how she wakes up at 6:00 am and remembers “not to take any kids to school.”
So instead she takes edibles, masturbates, and goes back to sleep.
Then she wakes up again at 12:30 pm and ready for a busy day of “do whatever the fuck” she thinks.
Then she flies to Paris just for a croissant and does a “meditation sesh” on the plane because she doesn’t have “screaming kids” to “light up all the time in the world.”
The “weightlessness” of children gives her no superhuman powers, so she can teleport back home, climb Mount Everest for a quick workout, and invent a time machine to kill Hitler.
The hilarious video is obviously a parody of those insufferable “day in the life” videos on social media, but not many people caught that AT ALL.
But no one was louder or more wrong than talk show hosts Tucker Carlson, Jesse Kelly, and Ben Shapiro.
Tucker got really into it and was worried about his summary of the video. “The point is that you feel good about being an aging woman who never liked children.”
Jesse then claimed that “feminists like Chelsea Handler” were “distracted by their society.” He thinks that the idea that “girl boss” and “you can do anything a man can do” is not true, and everyone should know that they saw “a woman backing up a vehicle.”
Ar The Daily WireBen said Chelsea was “miserable” and “it’s written all over her face” how “bad” she is.
But Chelsea’s response to these misogynistic things (from problematic men who shouldn’t be talking about women’s bodies at all) was the best part.
Chelsea begins by saying that she noticed that there was an “emergency meeting of the receding hairline society to discuss a funny video” that she filmed. “Why would I even need my own children when I hear these children crying all the time?”
To Tucker, she asks, “Are you really upset about how much freedom I have, or are you upset that you haven’t been able to take it away from me yet?”
Then she shouts out Ben Shapiro for helping her stay childless. “Who needs the birth control pill when your voice is 100% effective?” she asked. “I don’t need a husband, Ben, because I’m in a relationship by myself. And at least in my relationship, one can get a woman to cum.”
And finally, she gives Tucker one last shout saying, “If you want to respond to my provocations, I’ll be happy to put out videos for as long as you want. I think we both know you hate masturbating to me. I’m down with that.”
I get why Cheslea is out here saying ridiculous things because she is a comedian. But, for the rest of the guys who are clearly bothered by an outspoken woman – maybe they should leave the nonsense to the professionals.
